When I was one I was drinking spit
When I was two I ate a red shoe horn
When I was three I was rolling up little blunts
When I was four I ate my hamster
When i was five I ate a steak
When I was six I was breathing in "queef"
When I was seven I rubbed syrup on my sisters really big nipples
Theyre gonna find me here, that ive come out of bed, that ive come in his bed, that ive come in my sister, and ive cum in a paper bag
one
large, gooey, sloppy, soggy lump stuck to the paper bag
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT MICHAEL I DONT BELIEVE IT I REALLY DONT
DO WE TAKE A DIRTY stuff IN THE SINK AND FIDDLE DIDDLE WITH THE TOILET PLUNGER AT NINE THIRTY?
NO WE DONT
