> Be 10
> Its Christmas eve!
> Furious masturbating in bed
> You cum
> "I gotta fill up!"
> go to fridge
> drink gallon of milk
> still naked
> hear a loud crash
> grabs a flashlight out of drawer
> sees Santa
> Santa's eyes reflect red
> Pulls out lump of coal
> " ho ho no
> chucks lump at you
> plants into forehead
> out cold
> Santa rips off shirt
> has six pack abs
> jumps out window