Being mean to people is a thing we do here, Nal. Now you try! Think of some witty insult for us.
Yes, this is how we say hello in BLF language.
"U SUK FUKR I DRAMA U!!1111"
And this is how we say goodbye.
"LOL U GOT BAND NO1 MIS U!!!!!111one"
This is an American citizen communicating with a BLFer.
"Hi, I'm new here. How do I-"
"OGM ALTTTT!!1"
"...what?"
"I HOP U GT BAND NUB"
"...I'm just saying hel-"
"TATS IT I DRAMA U"