Waht the fcuk did you fcnikug jsut say aobut me you ltilte btcih? Il'l hvae you konw I garutaedd top of my csals in the Nvay Selas, and Iv'e been ivovled in nmuroues seecrt rdais on AQu-dadea, and I hvae oevr 300 cfrinemod klils. I am tarneid in grllioa wrafrae and I’m the top sipenr in the ernite US aemrd froecs.
I would continue but that would take forever.
EDIT: I actually found one someone did lol
Waht the fcuk did you jsut fnuickg say aubot me, you lttlie btcih? I’ll hvae you konw I guadretad top of my csals in the Nvay Sales, and I’ve been inlvveod in neumours serect rdias on Al-Qaedua, and I hvae oevr 300 crofnmeid klils. I am trienad in glorlia waarfre and I’m the top sipner in the eitnre US amerd fcores. You are nitnohg to me but jsut aeotnhr teargt. I wlil wpie you the fcuk out wtih proiseicn the lkies of whcih has nveer been seen bfeore on tihs Etarh, mrak my ficknug wrods. You tnhik you can get aawy wtih syniag taht siht to me oevr the Irtnenet? Tinhk aagin, feukcr. As we sapek I am ccotnntaig my sceret noertwk of sieps aocsrs the USA and yuor IP is bineg trcaed rihgt now so you bteter prrepae for the strom, mgaogt. The srotm taht wpeis out the peithatc liltte tnihg you clal yuor lfie. You’re fcnikug daed, kid. I can be aenwhyre, amytine, and I can klil you in oevr seevn hdruend wyas, and taht’s jsut wtih my brae hndas. Not olny am I elvsienxtey tieanrd in ueramnd cmobat, but I hvae acsces to the entrie aseanrl of the Ueitnd Setats Mrinae Cpors and I wlil use it to its flul eetnxt to wpie yuor mrlebsaie ass off the fcae of the cnenontit, you llitte siht. If olny you culod hvae knwon waht ulnohy riibruotetn yuor lttile “clveer” cmeonmt was aoubt to bnrig dwon uopn you, mabye you wolud hvae hled yuor fcinkug tuonge. But you cuoldn’t, you ddin’t, and now you’re pinyag the pirce, you gdoamdn iodit. I wlil siht fruy all oevr you and you wlil dwron in it. You’re fniukcg daed, kdido.