[1:19:59 PM] Big Boss: The magician got so frustrated that he pulled his hare out.
[1:20:28 PM] Big Boss: A midget psychic escaped prison.
[1:20:33 PM] Big Boss: He was a small medium at large.
[1:20:56 PM] Big Boss: I forgot how to throw a boomerang.
[1:20:58 PM] Big Boss: But it came back to me.
[1:21:19 PM] Big Boss: A book just fell on my head.
[1:21:24 PM] Big Boss: I only have my shelf to blame.
[1:21:31 PM] Big Boss: PUN CONVENTION.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
[1:24:31 PM] Big Boss: When William joined the army.
[1:24:35 PM] Big Boss: He disliked the phrase.
[1:24:36 PM] Big Boss: Fire at will.
[1:25:13 PM] Big Boss: A prisoner's favorite punctiation mark is the period.
[1:25:17 PM] Big Boss: It marks the end of his sentence.
[1:25:58 PM] Big Boss: When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
[1:26:25 PM] Big Boss: A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital.
[1:26:43 PM] Big Boss: When his grandmother called to ask how he was, the nurse said "No change yet."
