The taxi definitely."You pay $72.00 to take a taxi across the street. SPACE BAR to continue.""The taxi driver runs the red light and you get t-boned by a bus. Laura has died. George has died."
Number one would just be like "You wait too long, a mugger shown up and shot you in the chest and stole your money. You die of dysentery."
That's pretty crafty. The mugger rubbed dysentery bacteria on a bullet and shot me.
wow look at these funnies i foundhaha
forgetthat last one forgeted me
