YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

[hillkill]

Why did the kindergartener drop his books?

>assault rifle rounds make you drop things

lol thats horrible

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile

[Snoop Da Dogg]

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile

What do you call a baptized blanket?
A Holy Sheet.

[plad101]

What do you call a baptized blanket?
A Holy Sheet.

What did the kid without hands get for christmas? Gloves!
Not really he still hasn't opened his present

[Rigel]

how does a monday know she's pregnant?

when she pulls her tampon out, the cotton's been picked

[plad101]

how does a monday know she's pregnant?

when she pulls her tampon out, the cotton's been picked

I like my women how i like my microwaves, cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and can kill any babies i put inside them

[ThatRandomGuy]

Holy stuff, come here expecting funny pictures and find horrible jokes
Still funny though

[Rigel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpSxhFLrIWo

How can you tell if your wife is dead?

>the love is the same but the dishes are piling up

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

>obviously more than 8 because my basement is still dark

[Snoop Da Dogg]

Oh yeah, I made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaOeAbtRAYg

[Rigel]

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?


The wheelchair.

[Ducky duck]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7CzGAj_gCw

[ZombieDude]

[Col. Derontchi]

What's 6 inches long, red, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

[Decepticon]

okay now you guys are just pushign these unfunny jokes

[Rigel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7CzGAj_gCw

lost

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