http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/378fyj/whats_the_best_pickup_line_reddit_can_form_one/I was crying after reading this holy stuff
Why do Jews suddenly appear, every time money is near?
forget you.
My thumb up your bum.
Jet fuel melt dank memes M'lady? Fedora tip
Ayy bb wann sum fuk
Your nipples are shaped like richards!
Are you epileptic or are we dancers?
Cabbage is just snake in disguise.
I'll swipe some weird chicks right on Tinder and message them these, then post their reaction.