YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

[Space1255]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=286039.0

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[Becquerel]

So a father buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they tell a lie
he decides to test it out on dinner
So dinner comes, and the father asks his son what he did today
His son says "I did some school work", and the robot slaps the son
Father says he knows the son is lying, and then the son retorts "Fine. I went to my friends house and watched Toy Story"
The robot slaps the son again, who finally fesses up that he watched research with his friend.
Father shouts in surprise, and says that when he was his sons age, he didnt even know what research was.
The robot slaps the father, and the mother says to father "Sounds like hes your son"
Then the robot slaps the mother.

[sir dooble]

I just read that joke elsewhere, and the punchline actually made me laugh out loud (which is rare for jokes online).

But I don't think that counts since I didn't laugh here. Sorry. :)

[ßløçks]

So a father buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they tell a lie
he decides to test it out on dinner
So dinner comes, and the father asks his son what he did today
His son says "I did some school work", and the robot slaps the son
Father says he knows the son is lying, and then the son retorts "Fine. I went to my friends house and watched Toy Story"
The robot slaps the son again, who finally fesses up that he watched research with his friend.
Father shouts in surprise, and says that when he was his sons age, he didnt even know what research was.
The robot slaps the father, and the mother says to father "Sounds like hes your son"
Then the robot slaps the mother.

^ Last line killed me

[Space1255]

I ruined the joke by reading that last line first.

[Frequency]

Then the robot slaps the mother.

PFFFFF

[blockman01]

Does anyone else come here just to laugh at everything and not play the game right?
Am I the only one?

[sir dooble]

Does anyone else come here just to laugh at everything and not play the game right?
Am I the only one?

No, I take it very seriously.
I carve a mark into my arm for every time I lose.

[Daswiruch]

Does anyone else come here just to laugh at everything and not play the game right?
Am I the only one?

this was never a game
'you laugh you lose' is basically just 'post funny stuff'

[Midevil Warrior]

No, I take it very seriously.
I carve a mark into my arm for every time I lose.

frickin emo

[Glass Joe]

[Snoop Da Dogg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPneXZzizqc

[Red Spy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPneXZzizqc

At 0:26 it sounded like someone was jacking off.Wtf

[chatguy66]

here is a feminist joke for y'all
the girl says to the left, to the left
the boy says to the right, to the right
the girl asks why cant i say to the right?
the boy replies because you have no rights


ba-dumm-tttt

[AtlasBlue]

here is a feminist joke for y'all
the girl says to the left, to the left
the boy says to the right, to the right
the girl asks why cant i say to the right?
the boy replies because you have no rights


ba-dumm-tttt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA