> Is there anything I should know about the Curator before I speak to him? Any quirks, neuroses or peccadilloes?
: The Curator is a fine Gentleman. He doesnt have any quirks or peccadilloes that I know of, however he does have a small fear of spiders. But then again, who doesn't?
> If it weren't for the soul patch, what are the qualifications to join?
: The first requirement would be for you to shave off that horrid facial hair!
: Whats wrong with my soul patch?
: All members of the Gentleman's League MUST have groomed mustaches. It represents diligence and class
: A man with a groomed mustache is truly a man to respect
: The second requirement is to pass the Initiation Test. It usually requires some tedious and lengthy chore to be done by new recruits.
: However, you will never get that far without a mustache.
: All people who wish to join MUST have a mustache before signing up. Our professional mustache brown townysis will rate it's classiness.
: Your mustache must never be classier than the Grandest and Glorious Pooba's Mustache. Its simply impossible to do that.
: That's it?
: Of course not! There are other various tasks you must do to gain entry to our fine Guild.
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> Can't you just shave it off and join anyway?
: Never.
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