[100x70] Cerebrated Chronicles - Who thought a party of 8 was a good idea?

[PurpleMetro]

either he's a psychic robot or he really knows where everyone is

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

UVISO IS A ROBOT
so um
don't go closer i guess, because he'll kill you all.
try asking him what the hell is going on

or we could just talk to him

>Ask him how he's going to do that.
>Uviso: Go into long villainous monologue.
Note for us for a future: create a Magnet that attracts Imagination Ingots.

: Okay fine, we wont come closer. But... why is the tower flying?
: How do you think it got here?
: Well that explains it's mysterious over night appearance.
: This tower is useless to me. The only thing here of value is the Shield Pyramid. Now I'm going to take it back to the Main Lair of the Shadow Lords and kill you two annoyances.
: You won't make it back.
: How are you so sure?
: I assume that the thrusters are fueled by the Mercury on the bottom most floor. Most of the Mercury is being fed into the Shield Pyramid. I don't know what kind of thrusters you are using, but I imagine they are Alchemical ones considering that the fuel source is Mercury and that means the thrusters are 99.99% efficient. Even then, the Pyramid is sucking up most of the Mercury. If the Pyramid runs out of fuel, the Pyramid will stop producing a One-Way field and the portal you created will collapse, causing the entire tower to be absorbed into it.
: Did you even read Verton's Paper on the Alchemical Construct Secondary Function Theory?
: It does not matter if this tower is sucked into the Portal. I will be fine. However, I am not sure how you two will fare...
: How are you going to kill us, huh? If you crash this tower, you probably will die too.
: That is where you are wrong. You two fleshy mortals will die in the crash or by being sucked into the portal, but I will be unharmed.
: Menen, it looks like his skin is made of some sort stretchy metal material...
: You are correct. I am not made of flesh and meat like you Mortals. I have transcended from my Mortal Body into a stronger, less destructible form.
: Wait... so you're a robot?
: No. I am more of a Cyborg. This body was rebuilt with what was left of me from our last encounter.
: Do you remember our last encounter?
: Nope.
: Do you want to?
: No, not really.
: Too bad, I'm telling you anyways. About one hundred years ago your former body and my former body met much like this. In a tower. However the tower was not on Green Nook, nor was it flying. But it was still a tower...

Okay. Don't come closer, shoot him in the eye instead.

Sleep that brothertrucker! Shoot his eye in the face!

How do you expect to do that, wise guy? He is facing the other way.

Soren: Shoot him in the back of the head

Okay that works.



: So... you want to battle? Unfortunately I'm very busy right now...



: Here. Play with this.



: Catch.



Great. One of these things... It has Uviso's Eye.

WHY ARE TABLES SUCH A BITCH TO USE ON THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS :C

[Camera]

Hit weak point for maximum damage

[Aces]

Try  to cut one row of legs

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Try  to cut one row of legs

I suspect that this enemy can regenerate broken appendages.

[Menen]

I suspect that this enemy can regenerate broken appendages.

This one is more advanced than the ones we encountered in Verton's Mind.

Mainly because its a real robot and not a fake spider.

[*FacePalm*]

This one is more advanced than the ones we encountered in Verton's Mind.

Mainly because its a real robot and not a fake spider.

so uh
does that mean it regenerates legs or not

[Menen]

so uh
does that mean it regenerates legs or not

Yes it does.

[BreadFish]

Well. do what he said PLAY WITH IT

(just do something to it)

[LegendZ]

Dem profane pounds yo. How can you people forget how scarce those are, only being able to produce some once a day?

[Xinakam]

Nothing can defeat him but himself. Try to use the spider against him.

[HellHound]

Anger the spider so it charges at you, and then jump out of the way so it (hopefully) will crash into Eyeball Guy.

[Menen]

Dem profane pounds yo. How can you people forget how scarce those are, only being able to produce some once a day?

Well its one a day per person.

If you got a whole crowd of people angry you probably would have a lot.

[HellHound]

If my idea fails, just throw something heavy at him.

[*FacePalm*]

OH stuff YEH
forget everything get those profane pounds