PROFANE POUNDS. THE HOARDER INSIDE YOU DEMANDS, MENEN.
OH stuff YEH
forget everything get those profane pounds
Dem profane pounds yo. How can you people forget how scarce those are, only being able to produce some once a day?
You wish you could just run over and grab those Profane Pounds, but with Uviso standing there you will just have to wait. You cry a little, knowing that you must delay the pleasure of collecting Metamaterials until after the fight.
...now sleep the brothertrucker?
Well. do what he said PLAY WITH IT
(just do something to it)
AAAH SPIDER KILLITKILLITKILLIT
>Shoot it's eye in the thorax!
Soren starts shooting and you start running. One shot misses, and the other recoils off of the spider's hard shell. Soren complains that your crossbow is extremely unbalanced and inaccurate. You respond with the argument that it isn't the crossbow's fault that he sucks. He scoffs at you.
You come to a halt in front of the spider and use your forward momentum to slice through the first four legs. They aren't the same stuff as the head's shell, that's for sure. Your sword cuts right through.
You heartless monster. The poor spider gazes up at you with it's one big eye with a look of helplessness and- oh who are you kidding that was fun. You must of done a lot of damage because it isn't returning fire. Those red little numbers with the damage count aren't showing up anymore and you aren't sure why. They are suppose to show up during fights... Oh well you'll deal with that later. Time to go get Uvis-
-Oh. Damn it, the one eyed freak turned off the lights again. Looks like the damage it took in the last scruff was repaired. This place must have Alchemical Tech up the wazoo.
I really need to stop updating late at night.
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