acquire bacon

You walk out the door of the hallway and before you can even say anything she hollers at you

: GOOOOOOOOD MORNING MENEN!

: AH oh its just you...

: Uhm...

: Claudia!

: Yes, of course, how could I forget?

: You can't!

: Say... you don't happen to have any Bacon do you?

: Nope!

: We have apples and pears and peaches and...

: Ill just have an apple...
Ok this bitch is seriously insane or something.