> We'll talk later, crystalmancer. I'm concerned.
: Ill be here... I guess.
> Up ya' go, spaceman. Easy now. Can ya' stand?
>Take one small step for man and survey your surroundings.
Well first of all, where are you?
You are now DOOMCOP, and you are currently stranded in the the middle of frozen hell.
You get up quickly and get your bearings. It seems that you are in the NORTH EAST ICE WASTES. Brilliant. There won't be civilization for miles. There is no telling how long you were in stasis mode. Maybe it was hours, or even days.
Examine HUD
What do the bars on the right do and what is that thing on the left. Are the red dots bad?
You change your HUD color for better visibility. Hmm. It seems lacking. Curse this suit. It may be super comfortable and probably the best one you have ever found in terms of mobility, but it has one design flaw. Whenever your suit is damaged too much, the internal computer starts deleting programs that are being ran in order to conserve power. You are now down to only your three basic programs: Your Radar, Status Bars and E-Mail.
In the bottom left is our RADAR. This device shows you when life forms or objects of interest are nearby. It showed 3 life forms nearby a few seconds ago, but they must of ran off when you got up.
In the bottom right we can see our STATUS BARS. The Red one indicates how much damage your suit has taken. It looks like you took quite the hit. The Blue bar tells you how much space is currently being used in your TACHYON HYPOSCRIBBLE. This device allows you to cryogenically digitize any object and then reconstruct it elsewhere. Extremely useful. Finally, the Green Bar tells you how much power your suit has left... that can't be right. Last time you checked you were at full power. One battery can keep your suit charged for at least 50 years, and you got two of them.
How long were you asleep?!
>Pickle: Suddenly get spicy, dicey and arousing.
Oh look, you got mail.
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