My Cousin Is Annoying

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

So, here I am in Ełk, Poland. I came here with my cousin, Max (England). At first, I thought it was going to be the most fun ever. Well, I was completely wrong. I just realized that he's a total douchebag.

The first day was alright. No fights... But the madness went on later. I go on my laptop to play Blockland, Minecraft, Facebook, or just the Forums. He says "Can I play" Every 10 seconds. When I say no, he complains and says "Haven't you ever heard of sharing?" And let's say I'm doing private things online (nono not research, Facebook and stuff) he always looks at what I'm doing.
What else is annoying is that I'm on Tinychat or Skype and he keeps talking to me. I tell him to shut up, but he never listens. And when I go to take a shower, he pushes ahead of me and takes 10 minutes. I had a cold shower...

He's just a douchebag. I can write more reasons but It's late at night here...

Please tell me what to do.

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[Momentum]

god what a friend! talking when your trying to skype? who does that!!

[PurpleMetro]

My cousin bugs me to play when i'm playing Skyrim. He always tells me to do this and do that and it gets annoying T_T

[TurnipBlog]

It's like he's the King of Nothig, so to speak .

[Mr Man]

How old is he?

[Darkness ZXW]

buy yourself a computer and buy your own games, kid

[fred da kiko]

did anyone else that the little line off of the 'L' in elk was dirt on their screen?

ONTOPIC: kill him

[Puggles]

when im on skype with someone my brother does the same damn thing its anoyying all you have to do is say im trying to talk to someone important OFFTOPIC: like skypeing with a girl

[IkeTheGeneric]

With your superior intelligence and your wits about you, beat him up

[RedGajin]

Ełk

i thought that "l" was a smudge on my screen and spent way too long trying to get it off

[BBOY]

when im on skype with someone my brother does the same damn thing its anoyying all you have to do is say im trying to talk to someone important OFFTOPIC: like skypeing with a girl

Wtf..?

[._maxwell23461_.]

buy yourself a computer and buy your own games, kid

Your a loving idiot, he's not buying himself another laptop because his starfish of a cousin wants on his current laptop.

[cowman]

It's like he's the King of Nothig, so to speak .

Speak nothing to the satanic child.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

How old is he?

10 but acts like hes 5

buy yourself a computer and buy your own games, kid

they are my computer and games

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Kill him.
Tell him if he want's to play his games and such, he has to buy his own computer.