I'd rather not take facts from someone on Tumblr.
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T'S BACK UP (AGAIN AGAIN!)Fired from his job at the brown townsausage forget Factory, Lucifer mondaybastard sets off on an epic quest with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babystuff and Rojir the razor-bladed carrot. Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a roostertail napkin by a drunk, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer mondaybastard is an epic tale told in a bizarro-author’s take on the ancient Homeric masters. Hey, all writers are thieves. It’s just illegal if the dead author you steal from hasn’t rotted enough yet. Actually, this book is pretty much nothing like the Aeneid. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more forgeted up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read. Is it a commentary on how forgeted up things are yet again? Maybe. Probably. Yes. If you don’t have a sense of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t read this loving book.
his nose is cancer
left handed people are most likely going to be homoloveual as much as right handed people.
