Show off his gaming, likely recordings of it.
Lives in midwest United States or Canada maybe, I'm betting U.S.
Male 16 year old.
Is into "Two Kinds" which is, as I gather, some kind of cereal comic, probably only on the internet and not on any newspapers or anything.
Prefers Battlefield 3 weapons to Tier Tactical.
Spends most of his forum time on Off Topic and Suggestions and Requests.
Is impressed by Port's signature.
Is into those avatar/signature/name rating topics.
95% sure of all of this.