Cleverbot Megathread

[*FacePalm*]

defuk es clevarboot
Cleverbot is a highly advanced AI that's... Clever. Duh. Although it may seem convincing, Cleverbot is not a human - it just has HUGE oversight. Visitors never talk to a human. The AI knows many topics.including loveual ones 
WHERE CAN I TALK TO CLEVERBOT?
http://cleverbot.com/
Also, feel free to post chatlogs with Cleverbot.

HEY IT'S VINCE HERE WITH THE SLAP CHOP.
So?
YOURE GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SLAPPING YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAP CHOP.
Then stop mindraping me!!!!

Me: wana fuk

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Ad Bot]

[Crêpe]

Awesome
i love this
i have some loveual stories

[Dr.shoe...]

Please don't tell me you made this just because you saw that lame thread I made...

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I was going to make a cleverbot thread.
Oh well.

[hankyje]

User: Hey friend.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Have you ever played roblox?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It's way better than its copy, named blockland.

Cleverbot: I use internet explorer. It's much faster.

User: I know right? Why would anyone use chrome, firefox, opera, or any other browser other than internet explorer.

Cleverbot: Yes, but the thing is you do have a brother.

User: What is his name?

Cleverbot: Zac efron.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because I'm getting bored.

Cleverbot: What are you going to drink?

User: Was drinking ginger ale when you said that, lol.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is what I am saying. You don't respond to what I write and instead just skirt around subjects that you don't know about.

User: Okay I'm done.

Cleverbot: I hope you are.

[*FacePalm*]

Hey there lovey.

How are things?

Terrible.

Why terrible?

Because you arrived.

-2 min. pause-

No, you are a bot !