Author Topic: Oh christ it's Friday 13 again (Read 1804 times)

Alyx Vance · July 13, 2012, 01:52:31 AM

Hmm...
Time to ride my brakless bike in the highway today :D

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Isaac Fox · July 13, 2012, 02:59:19 AM

I'm likely to cut, bruise or graze myself somewhere. Happens all the time.

Quote from: Riot on July 13, 2012, 01:00:10 AM

Right when 12 struck my own mother walked in on me fapping, I told her good morning and she flew away.

Best one I heard.

Tammy · July 13, 2012, 03:02:11 AM

http://www.space.com/16560-major-solar-flare-erupts-giant-sunspot.html

stuff GUYS GRIDS GONNA EXPLODE

steve5451 · July 13, 2012, 03:05:45 AM

I'll stay in my house all day to assure my safety!

Jacob/Lee · July 13, 2012, 03:07:16 AM

Quote from: steve5451 on July 13, 2012, 03:05:45 AM

I'll stay in my house all day to assure my safety!

Then your house burns down while a serial killer breaks in and giant worms dig under your house and up through the floorboards.

dkamm65 · July 13, 2012, 03:07:51 AM

Thursday the 12th is just as rare as Friday the 13th.

So isn't Wednesday the 11th.
And Tuesday the 10th.
And Monday the 9th.
And Sunday the 8th.
and Saturday the 7th.
And Friday the 6th.
And Thursday the 5th.
And Wednesday the 4th.
And Tuesday the 3rd.
And Monday the 2nd.
And Sunday the 1st.

steve5451 · July 13, 2012, 03:08:52 AM

Quote from: Jacob/Lee on July 13, 2012, 03:07:16 AM

Then your house burns down while a serial killer breaks in and giant worms dig under your house and up through the floorboards.

I'll be sleeping in the car tonight...

SaturnsRings · July 13, 2012, 03:10:02 AM

makes sense i just got my name stolen again

SeventhSandwich · July 13, 2012, 03:10:43 AM

Sadly Friday the 13th isn't one of those good, "Prank holidays". So I can't put bangsnaps under someone's toilet seat.

Tammy · July 13, 2012, 03:19:53 AM

Quote from: steve5451 on July 13, 2012, 03:05:45 AM

I'll stay in my house all day to assure my safety!

WHAT IF TERMITES EAT YOUR HOUSE AND IT COLLAPSES ON YOU????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

steve5451 · July 13, 2012, 03:22:11 AM

Quote from: Tammy on July 13, 2012, 03:19:53 AM

WHAT IF TERMITES EAT YOUR HOUSE AND IT COLLAPSES ON YOU????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

That seems quite possible. My two story house was made way back when my town was founded and it's quite rickety.

Alyx Vance · July 13, 2012, 03:41:41 AM

Quote from: steve5451 on July 13, 2012, 03:08:52 AM

I'll be sleeping in the car tonight...

Car turns on.
Nice knowing you.

Isaac Fox · July 13, 2012, 08:36:24 AM

Well, I just made my snake bleed from wiping too hard.

Good day, huh?

LOL :D · July 13, 2012, 08:37:30 AM

Oh stuff
I'm in a community play today

Gear · July 13, 2012, 08:39:52 AM

Oh my god it's Friday the 13th.
I will make sure to not walk around in the open because a mad man with a kitchen knife could charge at me out of nowhere and stab me to death.
Or even worse : he could have a spoon !