Author Topic: Fight people!  (Read 3866 times)



Rules:
No godmodding.
No futuristic guns.
Fighting part is putting a * before it.
Summary of losing: Do it like me.
Summary of gaining: Do it like me.

Starting with:
You start with 100 HP, 90 energy, 1 level, 0 XP, and 200 ammo. You slowly upgrade.

Starting:
Ok. I will start.

HP:100/100 Energy: 90/90

*I shoot a random person with my AEK (its a gun)
<>I lose 2 ammo and lose 1 energy.<>
I gain 1 ammo from from the dead body. I gain 120 XP. I am now level 2 with 5 XP.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2012, 06:01:17 PM by padmedog »

I launch 200 nukes at padmedog's house.
<>padmedog loses HP: 100/100, Energy: 90/90
I gain 0 ammo from padmedog. I gain 100,000 xp. I am level 100 with 0 xp.

I hit CobaltSea with a ion cannon.
CobaltSea loses ALL OF THE POINTS. ALL OF THEM.
I gain NOTHING FROM THIS VICTORY yet somehow feel VERY FULFILLED.

I launch 200 nukes at padmedog's house.
<>padmedog loses HP: 100/100, Energy: 90/90
I gain 0 ammo from padmedog. I gain 100,000 xp. I am level 100 with 0 xp.
No godmodding.

I hit CobaltSea with a ion cannon.
CobaltSea loses ALL OF THE POINTS. ALL OF THEM.
I gain NOTHING FROM THIS VICTORY yet somehow feel VERY FULFILLED.
No godmodding.

CobaltSea and Moppy must restart.

What is godmodding? I don't recall modding any gods?  :cookieMonster:

IT doesn't help that you did not set up any rules beyond stat limitations.

Well whatever.

Check it out! I found some dude with a quest for me!
Pick up twenty dragon dungs? SCREW THAT!
ENGAAAGE!
I shoot him with my sniper.
*Kerblam*
He ded.
I gain two breads and a bagel.

This game needs more rules. This game is basically open to any form of weapon, including nukes or ion cannons. :P

What is godmodding? I don't recall modding any gods?  :cookieMonster:
Godmodding is acting like an undestroyable god capable of doing anything. Or in other words, going overboard with things (not like jumping off a ship  :cookieMonster:) but like doing too much and winning every time. Like for example: My shield is indestructable and I kill him with a touch of a finger on his coat instantly.

IT doesn't help that you did not set up any rules beyond stat limitations.

Well whatever.

Check it out! I found some dude with a quest for me!
Pick up twenty dragon dungs? SCREW THAT!
ENGAAAGE!
I shoot him with my sniper.
*Kerblam*
He ded.
I gain two breads and a bagel.
Do the fighting like the rest of us did. Please.

But nukes are a human invention.

Do the fighting like the rest of us did. Please.
And by "rest of us" you mean just you, right?
Alrightythen.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2012, 05:16:40 PM by Moppy »

And by "rest of us" you mean just you, right?
Alrightythen.

LOL!


And by "rest of us" you mean just you, right?
Alrightythen.
I meant like me.

Fine, then any range weapons should be considered godmodding.