YOU ARE BLAST GIRL, THE RAGING TRIPcigarette DESTINED TO ANNIHILATE ALL FURRIES
but i ain't got no stuff on the furries.
You are tiny bob, the massive hero, destined to slay the internet.
Yes master.
You are stinky joe, the perfect overload to help all children
dawwwwwwwww
Oh god this one is perfect:
You are silent monday, the last sniper destined to rape your mother.
Edit: HOLY stuff GUYS I WAS THE CHOSEN monday.