Author Topic: Technitrium: MasterRockets loots underwear from old people's drawers! (Read 12577 times)

Cybertails1998 · July 15, 2012, 02:16:11 AM

why is lance's tail in pieces

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PurpleMetro · July 15, 2012, 02:27:03 AM

Menen: Adios, Lance!
Lance: Wait, wha-
* Menen throws Lance at the creature

Menen: So much for that plan.

Who else is ready to ~~die~~ fight?

Menen · July 15, 2012, 02:28:29 AM

Lets try throwing master rockets. Maybe he hates the color red

Cybertails1998 · July 15, 2012, 02:31:23 AM

Throw this topic at the lizard

But in all seriousness alexia totally does not have a laser gun

PurpleMetro · July 15, 2012, 02:41:34 AM

Menen: Adios, Jack!
Jack: OH NO! YOU AREN-
* Menen tosses Jack at the creature

Menen: So much for that alternate plan.
Purple: Ok stop throwing, we aren't defeating the monster by doing this.

sorry for resizion again.

Minnax · July 15, 2012, 02:57:50 AM

aw im too late

PurpleMetro · July 15, 2012, 03:01:42 AM

Quote from: Minnax on July 15, 2012, 02:57:50 AM

aw im too late

You can be a monster later in the game. :)

Cybertails1998 · July 15, 2012, 04:19:52 AM

Just shoot the loving thing already

SirLancelot7 · July 15, 2012, 09:53:21 AM

Oi I am not interested in any loveual conduct with that mutant!

* jump and tackle the mutant. Hold his legs, arms, and head down so he cannot claw/bite.

Menen · July 15, 2012, 10:34:38 AM

Throw the broken light at it's eyes

masterockets · July 15, 2012, 01:28:17 PM

turn metal into a road spike and stab his stomach from the inside

PurpleMetro · July 15, 2012, 02:01:15 PM

Battle Time!

* Menen throws broken light at the reptile mutant

* Reptile mutant jumps down

Menen: Crap. We are so dead.
Alexia: Wait, whats that happening to him?

Menen: Yuck, wait whats that coming out of him.
Purple: I think its Jack!

What do now?

SirLancelot7 · July 15, 2012, 02:09:00 PM

* get up and stop being a fatty

PurpleMetro · July 15, 2012, 02:12:33 PM

Menen: I hear something.
Jack: Me too.

Menen: Oh great, another robot.
Duncan Semico: That's Duncan Semico to you. And I am a cyborg.
Menen: Whatever, why are you here?
Duncan Semico: Night watch. I heard some rumbling over here.
Duncan Semico: I guess my point is proven by that big hole in your wall, Alexia?
Alexia: Yes, a reptile mutant attacked us. Somehow it got through my forcefields.
Duncan Semico: Well that is a problem indeed. I'll fix it in a few minutes, and then you can sleep peacefully.
Purple: Yes, we need to get some sleep. I think Lance is knocked out but he should be conscious by tommorow.

SirLancelot7 · July 15, 2012, 02:19:41 PM

Where the heck am I