My Headset will Explode into Static at Random? How to fix this?

[Nameisthis]

return the slab
only then shall your curse end

what a terrible night to have a curse

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[Cargøn]

Try lightly dusting the main wires with a thin coating of gunpowder and toothpaste (may substitute shampoo or brown town lube.)

[Lando The Climber]

I read "My head will explode into static at random"

[segfault314]

Is this a wireless headset? Other devices (like phones, handheld consoles, or even microwaves) could be interfering with the signal, making the static noise.

[Tomcat]

Read as my head will explode at random.

[cowman]

Read this as "My HeadCrab will explode"

[MaroonCacti]

return the slab
only then shall your curse end

[Dominator]

I read "My head will explode into static at random"

Read as my head will explode at random.

[Katamari007]

return the slab
only then shall your curse end

blah blah blah!

[jes00]

I read "My head will explode into static at random"

[Man 2]

My earphones burst into static whenever I stand up. There must be some very scientific reason for this.

[Isjix]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7d1peN3NZ1qcw8cco1_500.jpg

I watched this when I was like 4

it still scares the r657yuirdhfvhkr out of me when I see him

[Bisjac]

is it like.... loop feedbacking upon itself?

update drivers try some

[SeventhSandwich]

My earphones burst into static whenever I stand up. There must be some very scientific reason for this.

You're stressing the wires.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

the wire/plug is damaged, gj
get a new one
also fairly likely is that your headphone jack is forgeted up, try it with a different pair to be sure that's not the case