Author Topic: Romantic sayings (Read 1089 times)

Cargøn · July 14, 2012, 02:35:10 AM

Like:
I would drag my balls through an everlasting feild full of thumbtacks just to hear you fart autotuned through a walkie-talkie
Extra points for poems

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Tomcat · July 14, 2012, 02:36:01 AM

Cargøn · July 14, 2012, 02:37:37 AM

Quote from: Tomcat on July 14, 2012, 02:36:01 AM

Que?

No abla espanol taco quesadilla salsa, value pack sombrero.

Jacob 123456789 · July 14, 2012, 02:42:06 AM

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

best line ever

Sabbin · July 14, 2012, 02:50:31 AM

forget me

KoopaScooper · July 14, 2012, 02:50:53 AM

i would rub my testicles down in honey and dip them in coconut for you just because i'm so sweet :swag: B)

Legacy · July 14, 2012, 02:52:35 AM

fart on my face

TheOwl · July 14, 2012, 02:53:27 AM

Yor rak is su big I wus du u so hard

Cargøn · July 14, 2012, 02:54:40 AM

Quote from: TheOwl on July 14, 2012, 02:53:27 AM

Yor rak is su big I wus du u so hard

That made me jizz glitter glue.

Kilser · July 14, 2012, 03:00:01 AM

bb let me park my car in ur garage.

Legacy · July 14, 2012, 03:00:38 AM

Quote from: Kilser on July 14, 2012, 03:00:01 AM

bb let me park my car in ur garage.

@ fill it with my carbon minoxide bbe mm

Kniaz · July 14, 2012, 03:01:17 AM

Roses are red.
Wine is also red.
Poems are hard.
Wine.

Kilser · July 14, 2012, 03:03:02 AM

bautiful^

Cargøn · July 14, 2012, 03:03:44 AM

Roses are red
Redwoods are thick
Poems are hard
Just like my di-

Kilser · July 14, 2012, 03:05:14 AM

haukis can be hard,
and sometimes they dont make sence,
refrigorator.