Author Topic: THIS THREAD IS YOUR 1ST GRADE CLASS (Revived) (Read 6027 times)

Kochieboy · July 14, 2012, 04:33:30 PM

ok

*a ceiling fan falls on you and breaks half your bones*

Owch... that smarts.

(I see what you're doing smartass. Nice one.)

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ImperealOfficer · July 14, 2012, 04:34:19 PM

WHERE IS THE TEACHER POLICE?

I WANT THEM NAO!

BanishedLetters · July 14, 2012, 04:34:28 PM

* BlockFry kicks banished in the balls.

FFFFFFFF-

JESUS CHRIST IS THIS SCHOOL AN INSANE ASYLUM?!

...oh, wait.

HerpaDerp · July 14, 2012, 04:34:44 PM

* herpaderp starts to do brown town with jumpingjackflash

xxxxkill · July 14, 2012, 04:35:54 PM

WHERE IS THE TEACHER POLICE?

I WANT THEM NAO!

GUARDS.
Fourth door.
Cheers.

* BlockFry kicks banished in the balls.

Guards.
Guards.
Yeah.
Fifth door.
Yeah. Yeah. Cheers mate.

* herpaderp starts to do brown town with jumpingjackflash

Oh Jesus Christ almighty, GUARDS.

ImperealOfficer · July 14, 2012, 04:36:55 PM

GUARDS.
Fourth door.
Cheers.

Guards.
Guards.
Yeah.
Fifth door.
Yeah. Yeah. Cheers mate.

Oh Jesus Christ almighty, GUARDS.

WHO ARE YOU? MY DADDY IS IN THE NABY, HE PROBLY CN CUM N KEECK UR BUTT! U R MENY!

HerpaDerp · July 14, 2012, 04:37:04 PM

* herpaderp cums all over the guards

Kochieboy · July 14, 2012, 04:37:19 PM

Y'know... I should sue this school for unsafe learning conditions.

* Kochieboy tries to reach for his smartphone. He pulls it out calling his lawyer.

Yeah... it's me. Listen, I had a ceiling fan fall on me, and I'm looking for compensation. Yeah... yeah. Ok. Bye.

* Kochieboy then calls 911.

Yeah, I need an EMT, I'm at 981 Blockhead Lane.

BlockFry · July 14, 2012, 04:37:31 PM

FFFFFFFF-

JESUS CHRIST IS THIS SCHOOL AN INSANE ASYLUM?!

...oh, wait.

ned some tylonerl

Kochieboy · July 14, 2012, 04:38:17 PM

* Kochieboy hears the EMT's sirens.

Right on cue...

HerpaDerp · July 14, 2012, 04:38:37 PM

* herpaderp rapes kochieboy

BlockFry · July 14, 2012, 04:38:58 PM

*BlockFry runs for his life and hides under desk

waaaaaa

Kochieboy · July 14, 2012, 04:40:47 PM

* The EMT's pull herpaderp and the fan off of kochie. They then put him on a stretcher and take him outside.

See you in court teach'.

HerpaDerp · July 14, 2012, 04:41:19 PM

* herpaderp tells kochieboy to add him back on skype

Kochieboy · July 14, 2012, 04:42:58 PM

* herpaderp tells kochieboy to add him back on skype

Sorry about that. I forgot some things about DayZ.

* Kochieboy is put into the ambulance and driven away.