Poll

is this a spam thread and is your penis cracked

yes this is spam and my snake is cracked
4 (10.8%)
this is not spam and my snake is cracked
8 (21.6%)
yes this is spam and my snake is not cracked
19 (51.4%)
no this is not spam and my snake is not cracked
6 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 37

Author Topic: my snake has cracks in it.  (Read 4927 times)





did you happen to be using a tuna jar?


did you happen to be using a tuna jar?
i use manual knife sharpeners.

Are they on the foreskin?

If so, I think I have some too.


Cut it off, your snake wont have any cracks anymore.
Hell! you wont have have a snake!



Masturbate with Vaseline.

So I'm assuming it went something like this.

"My snake seems to have cracks in it. I must inform the Blockland community immediately!"