Author Topic: How2 mail a small pocketknife? (Read 1666 times)

sorrel · July 17, 2012, 01:58:45 AM

forget my generation and not knowing how to do this :c
Im on vacation for a while and bought a small suvineer pocket knife that's maybe 20 grams give or take. I want to mail it to one of my friends back where I live(currently 700ish miles away).
How do I do this?

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Jetlok · July 17, 2012, 01:59:35 AM

GRAMS?
LIKE, OF CRACK?
YOURE GOIN TA JAAAAAAAAIL

HerpaDerp · July 17, 2012, 02:00:43 AM

Quote from: Jetlok on July 17, 2012, 01:59:35 AM

GRAMS?
LIKE, OF CRACK?
YOURE GOIN TA JAAAAAAAAIL

The crack is in the pocketknife

dkamm65 · July 17, 2012, 02:01:25 AM

Get a USPS flat rate envelope thing.

https://www.usps.com/ship/priority-mail-flat.htm

sorrel · July 17, 2012, 02:01:53 AM

no, I'm not good at estimating ounces :( I only know grams from science classes

Morpheus · July 17, 2012, 02:03:09 AM

Why not just bring it back with you?

sorrel · July 17, 2012, 02:04:24 AM

Quote from: dkamm65 on July 17, 2012, 02:01:25 AM

Get a USPS flat rate envelope thing.

https://www.usps.com/ship/priority-mail-flat.htm

camping- not sure if general store has them I'll have to check tomorrow but thanks

Quote from: Morpheus on July 17, 2012, 02:03:09 AM

Why not just bring it back with you?

Won't be back until a month or more

james4115 · July 17, 2012, 02:11:49 AM

i'm actually not sure if they would let you mail a weapon

can't you wait about a month?

Anybody · July 17, 2012, 02:41:10 AM

Depending on where you are staying it might be faster to take it back with you instead of mailing.

Clone v.117 · July 17, 2012, 02:46:56 AM

Hide it inside a bag of cocaine, and hide the cocaine inside a teddy bear.

Fredulus · July 17, 2012, 03:10:21 AM

Quote from: Anybody on July 17, 2012, 02:41:10 AM

Depending on where you are staying it might be faster to take it back with you instead of mailing.

he said about a month - a flat rate envelope like dkamm said would be there in a matter of days.

Barakuda · July 17, 2012, 06:15:17 AM

Tell your freind to stop being a puss and buy a knife himself.

Put it in your pants when on a plane.

Or wait for a month.

Or send it as any normal mail.

Stocking · July 17, 2012, 06:18:54 AM

Quote from: james4115 on July 17, 2012, 02:11:49 AM

i'm actually not sure if they would let you mail a weapon

can't you wait about a month?

Knives and swords aren't considered weapons by USPS and FEDEX, unless they're switchblades, in which case they're illegal to own anyways.

SlayerZ99 · July 17, 2012, 07:51:20 AM

Quote from: Stocking on July 17, 2012, 06:18:54 AM

Knives and swords aren't considered weapons by USPS and FEDEX, unless they're switchblades, in which case they're illegal to own anyways.

My dad owns 2 switchblades

Cookieman4276 · July 17, 2012, 09:30:41 AM

Quote from: SlayerZ99 on July 17, 2012, 07:51:20 AM

My dad owns 2 switchblades

Somehow I don't believe that