Author Topic: How2 mail a small pocketknife?  (Read 1664 times)

i own a switchblade, but they're only illegal in some states, such as illinois, where i live

i own a switchblade, but they're only illegal in some states, such as illinois, where i live

forget i better get rid of mine

Just put a cellphone sticker over it.

They will never notice

(i hope)

If it fits, it ships.
If it doesn't, it's crammed into the largest box possible.

take it to a post office.

Mail him a letter with some cash to buy a plane ticket to visit you, then give him the knife, then pay to send him home.


things you'll need:

knife
box
tape
glue
stapler
seven stamps
and another piece of tape

how to do it:

1 put the knife in the box
2 pour the glue everywhere
3 put the tape on something
4 staple the stamps to eachother then glue them on the underside of the box
5.1 tape the box shut
5.2 tape the box to your hand so you don't loose it on the way to your nearest postbox
6 put the box in the farthest postbox you can find

I found a balisong in my basement while I was moving.


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you better believe it punk

not exactly a "switch blade"

put other things in the box so that they can't just put it through an xray machine like in the airport and go 'DATS A WEPENINUS!!!!!11!!"

put other things in the box so that they can't just put it through an xray machine like in the airport and go 'DATS A WEPENINUS!!!!!11!!"

It's not illegal to mail a knife if the knife itself isn't illegal to own.

It's not illegal to mail a knife if the knife itself isn't illegal to own.
Still, add some forks and pebbles for good luck.

Still, add some forks and pebbles for good luck.

The only thing that will accomplish is adding to the weight, making it more expensive to ship.