Author Topic: >tfw i have $240 but i cant spend it (Read 1923 times)

Coolio · July 17, 2012, 04:13:28 PM

I won a essay contest (2nd place in all of Canada. I honestly thought the essay was bad.) and I can't spend the money that I won from it. My parents want me to save it for College (I think that's what they said.) and with the Steam sales going on...

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Jairo · July 17, 2012, 04:14:16 PM

full story

4:13 PM - TehCactus: http://store.steampowered.com/app/13230/?snr=1_7_suggest__13
4:13 PM - TehCactus: pls
4:14 PM - Jummkopf: nop
4:14 PM - TehCactus: ok
4:14 PM - TehCactus: i have $240
4:14 PM - Jummkopf: no monies
4:14 PM - Jummkopf: what
4:14 PM - TehCactus: not allowed to spend it online
4:14 PM - Jummkopf: then why are you
4:14 PM - TehCactus: stuff sucks man
4:14 PM - Jummkopf: wow
4:14 PM - Jummkopf: that's like giving a suicidal person an empty gun
4:14 PM - TehCactus: yes
4:14 PM - TehCactus: it's from a essay contest
4:14 PM - TehCactus: 1 sec
4:15 PM - TehCactus: http://legion.ca/Poppy/winners_e.cfm
4:16 PM - TehCactus: 2nd place in all of Canada
4:16 PM - TehCactus: my parents want me to save the money
4:16 PM - TehCactus: sp
4:16 PM - TehCactus: so
4:16 PM - Jummkopf: canada?
4:16 PM - Jummkopf: seems easy enough
4:16 PM - TehCactus: yes
4:16 PM - TehCactus: :>
4:16 PM - Jummkopf: so when was it
4:16 PM - TehCactus: this year
4:16 PM - TehCactus: 2012
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: matthew walton
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: ?
4:17 PM - TehCactus: no
4:17 PM - TehCactus: it's
4:17 PM - TehCactus: page 9
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: skylar flynn
4:17 PM - TehCactus: i think
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: oh
4:17 PM - TehCactus: no
4:17 PM - TehCactus: essay
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: patrick shaw
4:17 PM - TehCactus: yes
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: 11 day
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: of the 11th hour
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: of the 11 month
4:17 PM - TehCactus: 11
4:17 PM - TehCactus: skyrim
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: skyrim was released
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: lool
4:17 PM - TehCactus: lmfao
4:17 PM - TehCactus: ik
4:17 PM - Jummkopf: great minds think alike
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: alright right off of the bat
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: why is this first place
4:18 PM - TehCactus: idk
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: I just found so many grammatical errors
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: this is horrible
4:18 PM - TehCactus: I THOUGHT IT WAS stuff BRO
4:18 PM - TehCactus: I KNOW
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: god damn
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: this only enforces the stereotypes of dumb canadians
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: like what
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: allies and germany
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: why are you singling germany
4:18 PM - Jummkopf: what happened to the central powers
4:18 PM - TehCactus: i don't even know
4:19 PM - TehCactus: blame my school
4:19 PM - Jummkopf: people were gathering and stuff
4:19 PM - Jummkopf: no matter what
4:19 PM - TehCactus: forget
4:19 PM - TehCactus: i don't learn anything
4:19 PM - Jummkopf: that last sentence makes it seem to foreshadow a horrible thing to come next

Coolio · July 17, 2012, 04:14:55 PM

Jummkopf: 240 dollars
Jummkopf: >college
Jummkopf: dafuq
TehCactus: ik
TehCactus: no loving idea
TehCactus: it's $240
TehCactus: as soon as i can spend it
TehCactus: it'll be gone
TehCactus: and i also can't buy a new gpu for 1 year
TehCactus: "you're going to forget up your computer"
TehCactus: ITS LIKE INSTALLING RAM
TehCactus: WTF

._maxwell23461_. · July 17, 2012, 04:15:27 PM

but that money could get you more smarts
and that smarts could get you more money
AND THAT MONEY COULD GT YOU MORE BITCHES AND CARS
AND THEM BITCHES AND CARS COULD GET YOU GAMES!!

BBOY · July 17, 2012, 04:16:21 PM

Quote from: ._maxwell23461_. on July 17, 2012, 04:15:27 PM

but that money could get you more smarts
and that smarts could get you more money
AND THAT MONEY COULD GT YOU MORE BITCHES AND CARS
AND THEM BITCHES AND CARS COULD GET YOU GAMES!!

Bitches in cars LOVE games

._maxwell23461_. · July 17, 2012, 04:16:45 PM

Quote from: BBOY on July 17, 2012, 04:16:21 PM

Bitches in cars LOVE games

ohai bby

Coolio · July 17, 2012, 04:18:02 PM

Jummkopf: make a proposition
Jummkopf: "if I join you"
Jummkopf: "you must allow me to use my money on the steam
Jummkopf: "if you refuse these terms"
Jummkopf: "I will kill myself"
Jummkopf: "with an empty gun"

Jairo · July 17, 2012, 04:18:45 PM

Quote from: ._maxwell23461_. on July 17, 2012, 04:15:27 PM

but that money could get you more smarts
and that smarts could get you more money
AND THAT MONEY COULD GT YOU MORE BITCHES AND CARS
AND THEM BITCHES AND CARS COULD GET YOU GAMES!!

>receive five dollars
>use five dollars to purchase a snow shovel
>continue shoveling snow and expanding your profit
>use money earned to purchase a nuclear bomb from the black market
>threaten the wealthiest nation in the world for their money
>become king of earth