Annoying Things Parents Say

[blockguy123]

"I deal with the cat stuff and puke, your dad deals with the fish."

[Ad Bot]

[Insomniac]

"Son, do your homework!"
but it's already finished! D:
"then go make your bag ready for school!!"
i finshed that 3 hours ago!
"then clean your room!!!!"
mom seriously?
"just do something!!!! asdfgh"

x10 on one day

Yeah my mom would always say that to me when I went to public school :P

[Jairo]

"Looks like someone took an arrow to the knee."
I bet, SOMEONES parents say that.  A lot.

the funny part is the guards say "in the knee" not "to the knee"

[Dexxtter]

My parents are fine most of the time. They don't say anything annoying. It's what they make me do.

I don't want to go hiking up a mountain being dragged by my dog.

[SWAT One]

Hey ####*, would you want a glass of water?
Yeah, sure, that would be great, thanks.
K, go get it yourself.


I thought they were offering it to me.

*Name hidden.

[fred da kiko]

Go to bed.
*turns off lights, still on computer*
ok, goodnight.

[Trymos]

Anything about understanding how computers work.

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this so loving too much loving this.

[Darkness ZXW]

"IDE is better than SATA"

BITCH PLEASE

[KILLERBUNNY]

My parents are awesome, and we never get on each other's nerves. B)

[Shy_Guy]

"No mays Nintendo!!"

[Jetlok]

*Name hidden.

you dont say
i thought your name was 4 #s

oh you didn't x? do I have to take your computer away?
i hope nobody else agrees with me
that means that nobody else has to listen to that

[Hiok1998]

"Stop killing people ;c"

[Snaffle J. Bean]

"I don't have to justify my orders and you do have to follow them"

[Alteration]

"No"

Makes me angry every time.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

"No"

Makes me angry every time.

"Mom, can I have some money to buy some smack so I can shoot up with the homeless people in the alley down by the strip club?"
"No"
"GOD DAMMIT MOM I loving HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING loving FUN"