Annoying Things Parents Say

[LegendZ]

Son, pack the computer away, we're going out.

Grrrrgh.

What will you do when you become a parent?

Same stuff my parents did to me.

It gets ingrained into your brain, the things they do, and you inadvertently follow it. At least, that's what science told me.

[Ad Bot]

[Aeschylus]

my dad repeats himself constantly
my mom is too curious like my nana is (my nana has ADD so she's into everything)
my mom used to come out of her room in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and maybe smoke a cigarette, and if she saw me playing Gmod she'd go 'you're meat, boy.'
it was the most loving ANNOYING THING EVER.

[Tango]

being 16 i have to DO my laundry. gosh irresponsibility.

[Clone v.117]

"Don't point that gun at me, it might be loaded!"

Pfft, that was the last time she told me that.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

"Don't point that gun at me, it might be loaded!"

Pfft, that was the last time she told me that.

The heroin is all yours for the taking.

[BanishedLetters]

my mom used to come out of her room in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and maybe smoke a cigarette, and if she saw me playing Gmod she'd go 'you're meat, boy.'

what does that even mean?

[plad101]

My parents a reasonable.

[Jerkface]

"Oh my god!  Why'd you kill him!  What's wrong with y-  Psycho!  I'm calling the cops!"

She never even helped me hide the body.

How annoying.

[Muddy Waters]

I dun know.  My parents are ded.

[Boink!]

I dun know.  My parents are ded.

[Muddy Waters]

Lol'd
Oh yeah, I bet any parents who play games that have critical hits in them will shout that every time they get one.

[brickybob]

My mom isn't annoying about bed times like most people's parents itt.  Mine might wake up between 1 - 3 AM and tell me to go to bed and just fall back asleep.

[T0XIC]

My parents a reasonable.

[Soukuw]

Anything about understanding how computers work.

[shyGriff]

mom: hey did you hear about -whatever-
me: yes
mom: proceeds to tell me about it even though i already know