Jetlok got a snaaAAAAAKE

[LOL :D]

> go on vacation
> bring snake with you on flight
> motherloving snake on this motherloving plane

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[TheABELBOTO]

and, El mariachi

request:
jab it in the "nose" area

[Stick Man]

Call it Samuel.

[TheABELBOTO]

Call it Rock.

[HellHound]

name it "huge snake"

[The Titanium]

it's adorable

[MrMcCakey]

> go on vacation
> bring snake with you on flight
> motherloving snake on this motherloving plane

putting the snake in your vacation bag can surpass the thingy where the mondays check the bags for weapons and stuff?

[SWAT One]

Name it Sergent Slithers.  Pronounce with a lisp.

[Jake White]

I like Graniterichard McIronballs

You can call him Granny for short

[Katamari007]

call him brotherrichard

[The Corporation]

First time you're about to get laid, get the snake in the bed to make it seem like you're bigger than you really are.
And then you wait....and watch as she freaks the forget out.

Hilarious.

[Kumquat]

Name it Ronald

[TheScout]

My richard
Hey dude my richard grew 5 inches last week
that brings it up to 2 feet

[Jetlok]

fewfwigjrwiof still nameless
this is a stupid idea but i'm going to bump this so there can be more suggestions
so uh bump

[BBOY]

"they're called ball pythons because only the MANLIEST MEN with the BIGGEST BALLS can own them."

nope

When they are frightened they "ball up" or just scrunch together hoping not to get hurt.