Friend needs out of the friend zone

[Nickelob Ultra]

No hope unless he absolutely pulls off the best things perfectly.

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

Do what all Christians do.





Pray

I totally agree. Your friend sounds like a good kid. Maybe he ought to just ask god for advice.
Maybe he'll get a good answer. If he does it'll be better than any earthly advice.

If you'll excuse me, Ill go get my fire proof umbrella, as I see a forecast of 80% chance of flame.

[fred da kiko]

If you want to get out of the friend zone, just go "hey lovey." If you don't want to get out of the friend zone (there are various reasons why you'd do that) just forget their best friend.

[Deceius]

Bubba is right. Tell him to be a massive douche.

[fred da kiko]

he needs to be a complete starfish douchebag
then he'll get all the bitches

make me a loving sandwich.

[BubbaGum]

make me a loving sandwich.

omg you just became 100x hotter

[fred da kiko]

omg you just became 100x hotter

yeah, yeah. just don't get the bread moist.

[lordician]

Many have tried before him.
Many have fallen.

Good luck. *salutes*

[Feep]

how old is he / you

easiest way ive found out of the friendzone is to hook in and kiss / love

[Clone v.117]

Most people think they are in the friend zone, when actually the person just doesn't want to go out with them.

[LegendZ]

You can't escape the Miles friendzone.

[Feep]

Most people think they are in the friend zone, when actually the person just doesn't want to go out with them.

i've only been friendzoned once, i normally friendzone chicks half the time because nobody where i live is 7/10 or above in personality/looks/intelligence :(

[Clone v.117]

i've only been friendzoned once, i normally friendzone chicks half the time because nobody where i live is 7/10 or above in personality/looks/intelligence :(

You should make a chart of the girls you know with stats on them, such as.
Carol: Personality-5/looks-8/intelligence-1.0234cake

[Yosher]

people need to stop complaining about this whole "friend zone" thing
if you can't get into a relationship with her she obviously doesn't love you back, so stop crying over it and find another girl to date.

[Katamari007]

he needs to be a complete starfish douchebag
then he'll get all the bitches

go throw yourself in a ditch you loving bitch