I just don't see the point so I don't do it.
I only think fapping outside of the bathroom is disgusting. What if you get it on the carpet or on the computer?
Precum?That's why I do it in my room. No carpet and my computer is across the room from my bed. Nobody checks my bed and I don't care much for a little cum on my pyjamas, unless it's like, recent but not so recent if you know what I mean, ie. it's still wet but it's cold.
DEAR GOD, TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR, NOT US D:
That's not weird at all. If you really cared enough, you could have just searched google instead of cumming coming to a bunch of teenage guys on the internet asking for help.