I have a very. Strange. Problem.

[Victor Von Doom]

Yeah Its another one of THOSE threads.
I just fapped and i came. I noticed my cum wasn't white or sticky. It was clear and just like water. But it wasn't piss. What does this mean?

[Ad Bot]

[fred da kiko]

it means you're 10.

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What position did you use?

[BubbaGum]

I knew I shouldnt have clicked on this.
I knew it

[Victor Von Doom]

What position did you use?

I sat with my back against my chair.

[fred da kiko]

what have you been eating?

[Victor Von Doom]

what have you been eating?

I just ate a steak earlier. Drank some water. Thats it for today anyway

[fred da kiko]

I just ate a steak earlier. Drank some water. Thats it for today anyway

eat more food, you're going to die.

[Deceius]

Sounds like snake cancer to me.

[Jetlok]

Sounds like snake cancer to me.

this
you have less than a week to live

[BubbaGum]

Sounds like snake cancer to me.

cut it off before it spreads

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I sat with my back against my chair.

Okay, what about your hands?

[Victor Von Doom]

Okay, what about your hands?

Loose fist around snake. Rub up down. The end

[Darkness ZXW]

I would classify that under your condundrums of "piss".

[Fracture]

im pretty sure its cancer