Author Topic: Spongebob Rectanglepants  (Read 1757 times)

Has anyone ever thought:

Spongebob Squarepants, despite the fact that Spongebob's pants are rectangular. And also the fact that spongebob's body is a rectangular prism.

They should change the show's name to Spongebob Rectanglepants. not rly but lol


Yeah, and I suppose Patrick Star should be renamed "Patrick Decagon" or "Patrick Pink Shape That Is Round And Has No Actual Real Defined Points So We Will Just Call Him A Star Because That Is What He Mostly Resembles".

Squidward Tentacles only has six tentacles.

Did this really need a topic? Spongebob is 'squarepants' simply because it's catchy and partially true.

Did this really need a topic? Spongebob is 'squarepants' simply because it's catchy and partially true.

mother forgeter you need to wear some coke bottles on your face

not rly but lol

sponges are rectangular

sponges are rectangular
You clearly have not seen a real sponge in the sea.

Spongebob doesn't have anything resembling a bob, nor is named bob.

He should just be called Sponge Rectanglepants.

So catchy.

You clearly have not seen a real sponge in the sea.

The entire joke surrounding spongebob is that he is a dishsponge, not a seasponge. His family are almost all dish sponges and loofas.


This is why squares are bad for sponges.
Look at the shape, not the cake

You clearly have not seen a real sponge in the sea.

well, he doesn't look like any of those either.

anyways, not really sure why i'm getting so deep in an argument about an imaginary person.


This is why squares are bad for sponges.
Look at the shape, not the cake

that. is. awesome.

Yeah, and I suppose Patrick Star should be renamed "Patrick Decagon" or "Patrick Pink Shape That Is Round And Has No Actual Real Defined Points So We Will Just Call Him A Star Because That Is What He Mostly Resembles".
Laughed so loving hard.  I don't know why.




HEY KIDDIES SUCK ON MY NOSE BEFORE EATING IT

Yeah, and I suppose Patrick Star should be renamed "Patrick Decagon" or "Patrick Pink Shape That Is Round And Has No Actual Real Defined Points So We Will Just Call Him A Star Because That Is What He Mostly Resembles".