Author Topic: Derp Adventure - Yay for expanded head!  (Read 1981 times)

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say hi to dis guy

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« Last Edit: July 23, 2012, 07:43:47 AM by Christopher P. »

dumb unfunny monkeycheese adventure character


dumb unfunny monkeycheese adventure character
too long

guy indigo mckillme
does not die yet

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Too bad, hes already dead.

On the inside

it was a serious suggeston for a name you snake

y u b stopad

fine, his name is Tightbun Cheeks

you are on grass

with a tree

and a hole

 OO
OOO
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  | |    O
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 /   \   /\         ______

what Tightbun Cheeks do

jump into hole and kill self

jump into hole and kill self


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________|         |________
   Respawn in 3... 2... 1...


_________>>O__________

you are on grass

with a tree

and a hole

 OO
OOO
  | |
  | |    O
  | |    /\
 /   \    /\         ______

what Tightbun Cheeks do


notice how tree looks like a snake and the hole could be a vagina and then name the land "Genitalia"

punch tree

oh my, you get 1 wood

 OO
OOO
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  | |    O
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 /   \   /\         ______

wood +1


notice how tree looks like a snake

you ponder how the tree looks like a snake

nothing happens


jump into hole and explore instead of killing self

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________|         |________

                    O
                    /\            O
__________/\______/\____

ono its a bad guy
what Tightbun Cheeks do

inventory:
wood x1


As a floating de-legged human, throw his decapitated head offscreen like a volleyball

Throw wood at him

he get hurt
but he no deaded
must be some hp thing going on hur

he pokes you and you get hurt, ow

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________|         |________

                    O_
                    /          __  O
__________/\____|_|_/\__

what Tightbun Cheeks do

wood is now on ground
health 9/10
bad guy health 2/3