carrot megathread [frontrox carrot of the year 2012]

[The Corporation]

Uh

[Ad Bot]

[Frontrox]

Suddenly a boner

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Suddenly a boner

here let me help you out with that

hold my can of full throttle while i get ready

[Socky]

snaffle do you wash your carrots frequently or do you get someone else to wash them for you

[Mr. Jelly]

Just put a condom on them

bam


no cleaning required

[Socky]

Just put a condom on them

bam


no cleaning required

well i mean

what if the condom rips

[Mr. Jelly]

Well then


buy some bigger condoms, dummy

[Snaffle J. Bean]

snaffle do you wash your carrots frequently

whenever i take a bath i just throw them in there with me

do you get someone else to wash them for you

nobody but me can touch my glorious carrot collection

ever

[Socky]

whenever i take a bath i just throw them in there with menobody but me can touch my glorious carrot collection

ever

do you snuggle with your carrots

[Mr. Jelly]

Bean

Can I have a picture of you


with like

a carrot in every orifice

[LOL :D]

carrot mega thread

Oh stuff...

[Socky]

Bean

Can I have a picture of you


with like

a carrot in every orifice

my god

[Frontrox]

Bean

Can I have a picture of you


with like

a carrot in every orifice

loving do it

[Socky]

Bean

Can I have a picture of you


with like

a carrot in every orifice

[Snaffle J. Bean]

do you snuggle with your carrots

yes

they require a certain degree of emotional connection in order to perform their best

i did pay extra to get the sentient versions after all

Bean

Can I have a picture of you


with like

a carrot in every orifice

come over to my house and see for real

you wont regret it i promise ;D