Joke thread

[superslayer]

Basically just post your favorite jokes. they can be knock knock, or anything.

A guy walks into a computer store, says his computer is broken.
The tech guy takes a look at it, and the only thing wrong is the power cord is messed up.
So the tech guy looks at the man, and says "well, looks like you have an ID10T error.

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[The Brighter Dark]

That joke isn't funny. :/

[Comatose]

Knock, knock.

Come in.

[superslayer]

That joke isn't funny. :/

You probably dont get it. The real joke is that my brother went to school and majored in computers. In one of his classes, he had to write down every error that can come up on a computer. Other students in the school would go to them for their computer problems, and there were a few that were just stupid. so they came up with the ID10T error. in other words, he's calling them an IDIOT (ID10T)

What i did, was i tried to put it in more of a joke form. That way it can be retold without my brothers back story.

[LOL :D]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Unfunny joke is - oh, hi, Mom!

[Morpheus]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Ahmal.’
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ‘Juan.’
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, ‘They’re twins ! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.’

[SpreadsPlague]

You probably dont get it. The real joke is that my brother went to school and majored in computers. In one of his classes, he had to write down every error that can come up on a computer. Other students in the school would go to them for their computer problems, and there were a few that were just stupid. so they came up with the ID10T error. in other words, he's calling them an IDIOT (ID10T)

What i did, was i tried to put it in more of a joke form. That way it can be retold without my brothers back story.

did you really just pretend that joke is yours

really

[AQuietBadger]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

[superslayer]

did you really just pretend that joke is yours

really

no, i will always give credit to my brother. (forgot to, was going to add to op) I'm just trying to make it retell able.

[LOL :D]

Two cannibals are eating clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

[Brickmaster]

I got 2

1. So a seal walks into a club, and never leaves

2.  Two men walk into a bar, one ducks.

[Mega-Bear]

Two birds sit on a perch. One says "Do you smell fish?" He he he ho ho.

[LOL :D]

OP's face.
Burned.

[Spectrum2]

LOL :D
best joke 2012 ^^^^
it's s god damn funny no one will laugh

[KadeBL_ID12958]

yolo.