Dinner with parents went super good. Super good

[LOL :D]

stuff.
Just keep calm and cool, and you'll be fiiiiiiiine.

[Ad Bot]

[KadeBL_ID12958]

foursome

ew

OT: behave and make yourself come off as having big goals in life.(if you really do, great) parents eat that up and they'll like you

[T3HZ3N0N]

dont meet them lol

ignore bisjac because he only gives either handicapped advice or pro-erotic advice when it comes to relationships

[Daedalus]

humor
be funny and people will like you
and be eloquent

[Orion]

humor
be funny and people will like you
and be eloquent

and poignant

[Jetlok]

Pro tip: Do not shout "allahu akbar" during dinner.

Don't want to make that mistake again...

[KadeBL_ID12958]

and don't bring shaquaiquai. she's too loud.

[Coulmbai]

go into the house and be like
"HELLO SIRS GOOD DAY YES INDEED"
and then walk up to his mom and be like
"AND IS THIS FINE MADAME THE MOTHER HMMM?"
and if she's like forget you i'm the sister
you just gotta be like
"AWW stuff"

[Daedalus]

and poignant

[Kearn]

tell them you do drugs

[Darkness ZXW]

tell them you do drugs

what else would be in it

[Momentum]

kill thier pets in front of them. and when they look at you. stare at them in the eye.

[Lil D]

If they ask you what your plans are for your life tell them something that sounds like a successful person's job, even if you're lying.

Like

Microbioengineering. I don't know if thats a real field of study but whatever.

[Hiiro326]

tell them you do drugs

If they ask you what your plans are for your life tell them something that sounds like a successful person's job, even if you're lying.

Like

Microbioengineering. I don't know if thats a real field of study but whatever.

YEah I know lol. Anesthesiology is my "goal"

tell them you do drugs

I quit a month ago

[No2mad2]

Waltz in wearing a tuxedo.