Dinner with parents went super good. Super good

[Kearn]

I quit a month ago

clap

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

Sweat pants

No underwear

Full bottle of viagra

[Morpheus]

Watch Meet the Parents and do everything opposite.

[Bravo]

when you shake the father's hand

tickle his wrist and say "guess what"

"chicken butt"

[BBOY]

get a massive boner while wearing sweatpants and say "its a malfunction"

[Jetlok]

YEah I know lol. Anesthesiology is my "goal"

you monday i was going to be one of thoes
I WAS

get a massive boner while wearing sweatpants and say "its a malfunction"

do this too

[Slicks555]

Parents love me even though I'm such a bad influence on their children :)

[Cool Boi]

Down a whole package of Viagra and where a pink thong. when they come in dance around, shove the closest parent to the ground and dance on them.

[Nickelob Ultra]

be polite

be efficient

have a plan to kill everyone you meet

[Maze24]

ask them if they want a joint.

[Kumquat]

Sweat pants

No underwear

Full bottle of viagra

I dont think that would work out very well.

[(Fallen)]

Look presentable and be polite. Also avoid using "like" when it isn't needed because for some reason it drives adults crazy and they think it makes someone "low-class" by default.

[Menen]

Dont drop your spaghetti

[T0XIC]

be polite

be efficient

have a plan to kill everyone you meet

*BLAM*

[Shinji]

slap your richard on all the furniture and piss on the toilet seat, say forget a lot, ask her mom when menopause got to her