I'm so loving hungry I'm going to die.

[Jetlok]

Then vomit up your guts and die on the floor.

that'll show em

[Ad Bot]

[MackTheHunter]

order a $5 footlong from subway with everything on it and tons of sweet onion sauce - you will loving mouth climax i swear

[Doomonkey]

Go to the local child enthusiast and tell him that you will love for food.

[Mr Man]

Look for your wallet. And wouldn't one of your neighbors be able to help?

[Soukuw]

Go to the forest and for.. "Western Australia" buckle down the hatches, board the windows, nail the door shut and hide.

Edit: In all seriousness go foraging there is most likely a guide online for your area.

[SWAT One]

Go to your neighbors for help.  Do it.  Then have them loving call your parents.

[Isaac Fox]

Parents are over seas, no neighbors for miles (though if I get hungry enough.... Maybe tomorrow) and not sure what my bank could do.

You're really all alone?

How is that even possible?

[Dominator]

Just die, it's a lot simpler.

[Soukuw]

http://www.sydneyessential.com.au/essential-guides/native-fruits
Seriously just look for guides like this and go out and look.

I currently have a pick of hundreds of blue berry bushes and black raspberry's around my house plus other stuff I did the research.

[Tokthree]

Find a pair of leather shoes.
Eat them.

A pair of real leather shoes contain enough sustenance to keep a man going for about two days, but they're last resort kind of thing since your body will probably reject most of it but since you're as hungry as you say you are you ain't got anything to lose except a tooth or two

[Momentum]

Clone. Look for any remaining food in the house. Ill think of something you can make. Maybe you will find your wallet too.

[Clone v.117]

http://www.sydneyessential.com.au/essential-guides/native-fruits
Seriously just look for guides like this and go out and look.

I currently have a pick of hundreds of blue berry bushes and black raspberry's around my house plus other stuff I did the research.

I have good general knowledge on what is edible here and where to get it, however I'm saving those bitter red sand dune bananas until I'm close to death, they taste like pure forget.

You're really all alone?

How is that even possible?

I live with my sister, brother and his girlfriend, my parents are still overseas and my sister has gone to bali, bro and his gf have gone up north for a week.

Go to the forest and for.. "Western Australia" buckle down the hatches, board the windows, nail the door shut and hide.

Edit: In all seriousness go foraging there is most likely a guide online for your area.

I don't need no guides! No but really if it comes to it I'll embrace my inner bushman, hell my dad survived in the outback for 6 months straight with nothing but a knife (that's right, he was naked)

order a $5 footlong from subway with everything on it and tons of sweet onion sauce - you will loving mouth climax i swear

Don't think they would really deliver out here, and I'd have to kill the delivery boy so I didn't have to pay but I'm fine with that part.

Then vomit up your guts and die on the floor.

It was sounding good up until that point...

Clone. Look for any remaining food in the house. Ill think of something you can make. Maybe you will find your wallet too.

Have been looking for days, not a single ingredient is left unless you include tea bags.

[Dominator]

Make a tomb and sit in it until you die. Buddhists do this.

[fred da kiko]

go google some ways to find edible plants, look for your wallet, hunt for food. if you can find a snake you can kill it with two sharp sticks and a rock, cook it over a fire, ect. make some traps with rocks, dig a deadfall pit, go fishing in any nearby lakes or ponds.

[Tokthree]

Find a pair of leather shoes.
Eat them.

A pair of real leather shoes contain enough sustenance to keep a man going for about two days, but they're last resort kind of thing since your body will probably reject most of it but since you're as hungry as you say you are you ain't got anything to lose except a tooth or two