Try to solve the above poster's joke/riddle!

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

A lady turned off the light in her house at night. She went to sleep and woke up in the morning. She started to cry because she realized she had crashed many ships.

Go!

To tell them if they are right or wrong, quote the user and do not type a riddle.

[Ad Bot]

[Daedalus]

there wasn't a question there, but the answer to it is a lighthouse

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Um, I have no riddle to answer.

What did the ocean say to the surfer?

[dkamm65]

Kawabunga.

What starts with O, ends with P, and is a friend?

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Kawabunga.

What starts with O, ends with P, and is a friend?

Wrong.
I SEA what you did there!

[Ipquarx]

Imma guess OP

You are alone in a room with only a wood table and a mirror, how do you get out?

[dkamm65]

Imma guess OP

You are alone in a room with only a wood table and a mirror, how do you get out?

The door.

[Sami2ss]

kill self

Pooh likes to hang out with _igger?

[shyGriff]

Kawabunga.

What starts with O, ends with P, and is a friend?

Overcrop

above: the blank is a B

[ShadowYoshi294]

Um...

Where did Miyamoto graduate from college?

[ImperealOfficer]

If you are hanging upside down from a ledge by your fingertips and below you is a pool of lava, what do you do? If you let go, you'll fall; the ledge is super slippery. If you manage to make it up, the ledge is in fact an island. If you fall, you die. What do?

[dkamm65]

If you are hanging upside down from a ledge by your fingertips and below you is a pool of lava, what do you do? If you let go, you'll fall; the ledge is super slippery. If you manage to make it up, the ledge is in fact an island. If you fall, you die. What do?

How the hell do you hang upside down by your fingertips?

[Ipquarx]

If you are hanging upside down from a ledge by your fingertips and below you is a pool of lava, what do you do? If you let go, you'll fall; the ledge is super slippery. If you manage to make it up, the ledge is in fact an island. If you fall, you die. What do?

Paradox, you cannot hang upside down by your fingertips, gravity would screw you over.

The door is not the answer to my riddle. You are in a cement room with no windows, no doors, anything. Just cement walls and a roof.

[dkamm65]

Paradox, you cannot hang upside down by your fingertips, gravity would screw you over.

The door is not the answer to my riddle. You are in a cement room with no windows, no doors, anything. Just cement walls and a roof.

Dig through the floor. You only said the walls and ceiling were cement.

[Freedomfrie]

Paradox, you cannot hang upside down by your fingertips, gravity would screw you over.

The door is not the answer to my riddle. You are in a cement room with no windows, no doors, anything. Just cement walls and a roof.

Punch mirror, slit wrists.