Ruin A Dream V

[ThinkInvisible]

You are teleported to an alternate universe. You have a view of the original universe but you can't go in. You are treated to your own personal apocalypse. And it is very lonely, slow and painful.

I wish for this wish to be granted.
huge circular argument bluh bluh

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[LeetZero]

This wish is granted and ungranted.

I wish for his wish to be granted then ungranted then regranted.

[Shadowed999]

His wish is thrown into the "Do not grant" pile and incinerated




I wish to be a Space Marine

[LeetZero]

You become a Space Marine then you get spawnkilled.

I wish to have the ability to have the ability.

[Shadowed999]

You have an ability to have an ability but lose it due to not having an ability to have an ability leaving you without an ability.


I want a pizza :S

[Shy_Guy]

You do get the pizza but it had poison so you died.

I want to kill my sister.

[PurpleMetro]

Your sister kills you instead.

I wish my minecraft worked :c

[Gamefandan]

Your Minecraft works, however you do not have a mouse or keyboard and never will have either again.

I wish I was better at writing in TorqueScript.

[LeetZero]

You know know the meaning of "if".

I wish I had the intelligence of 100 pigeons.

[ThinkInvisible]

You have the intelligence of 100 separate pigeons. Your mind tries to go in 100 directions at once. Your mind is now incapable of making a decision. Nice going.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

[LeetZero]

The wish is granted anyway, then ungranted. 

I wish to have a wish in which I can wish about having a wish where I can wish about having a wish.

[kidplasma]

You get no wish at all.

I wish my wish does not get messed up.

[LeetZero]

You get no wish at all.
Stop doing that, it's stupid and not creative.

I wish to poni poni.

[Grassy]

You poni poni... but you poni poni'd too much and die due to hunger...

I wish this isn't a dream.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

It is a dream
I wish I was a king