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[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

It stays an he dies (sorry man, no offence)
I wish for an iPod

[Ad Bot]

[Gamey]

You get your ipod but your ipod gets stolen.

I wish i had Gmod

[Axolotl]

You get GMod, but then you be a mingebag and join myg0t.

I wish I wasn't so afraid to play other video games.

[Grassy]

You don't become afaird of playing other games... but you stuff yourself when you play a new game.

I wish this wasn't a wish

[Axolotl]

It wasn't a wish but now you can't wish anymore.

I wish I was a dragon

[watercore]

You become a dragon, but you try to fly off a cliff, realize you don't know how to fly, then fall and die.
I wish I could watch 6th and 7th series of Doctor Who, I'm really behind.

[Axolotl]

You become a dragon, but you try to fly off a cliff, realize you don't know how to fly, then fall and die.
I wish I could watch 6th and 7th series of Doctor Who, I'm really behind.

You watch the series, but then a dalek appears in your house and vaporizes you.

I wish I was a dragon AGAIN

[ghost_man]

You become a dragon, but then you realize you just have green skin.

I wish i had a little shrink-machine and grow-machine to change sizes.

[BanishedLetters]

You get the machines, but they malfunction and you die.

I wish I had a pet Zangoose.

[Axolotl]

You got the pet zangoose, but it goes :3 on you and then eats you.

I wish I knew Port in real life.

[ghost_man]

You now know a port, 13337 to be exact.

I wish i had a cup of mint icecream.

[Grassy]

You get a cup of mint icecream but it's full of stuff.

I wish 2+2 was 5

[Axolotl]

2+2 now equals 5, but mathematicians are now going insane and people are burning books about math.

I wish I could noclip.

[Slate521]

Wish granted. You fall to the core of the earth and burn at 1800 degrees centigrade.

I wish, I wish, for a fish, upon a dish that was not delish.

[fireking]

granted, the fish was most certainly not delish. it was poisonous.
I wish for a toaster