I'd like an iphone because I live in a lower middle class trailer in a rundown neighborhood filled with a bunch of wiggers and douchebags (hence why I don't go biking or anything; they'll jack my loving bike)
the only things of worth in my home are my family and this computer
I don't have anything else to do other than play games on the computer because we lack the necessary funds to own other means of entertainment
if I had an iphone, I could possibly sell it and get my family a better television
or use it to pay rent
or I could share the iphone with my family
and we could all play games on it or something
and yes, those are the reasons why I beg for steam games too
we don't have enough money to afford them so I have to ask others
I'm sorry if I come off as needy or a beggar, but it's just how I live that affects what I can do