Author Topic: Stuff we probably don't know about you  (Read 17253 times)

i'm able to masturbate with my thighs

TELL ME HOW YOU DO THIS SORCERY.

sometimes when i'm alone i put on shutter-shades and whisper 'yolo swag' for no reason.

I sit down when I pee
I bite my toenails sometimes
I've never fought anyone irl ever
you must be one flexible mother forgeter

sometimes when i'm alone i put on shutter-shades and whisper 'yolo swag' for no reason.
would be funny if there were a secret camera around or something and someone was looking over the footage and saw that

Sometimes when I'm cleaning out my gecko cage I talk to my gecko. Just basic stuff, like "There, how's that?" or "What do you prefer, here or here?"

May as well say something else you probably didn't know about me.

I have a brother with Autism. I'm not saying he's stupid, he literally has Autism.
He is non verbal. We got a Mr. Potato for him last Christmas. Ever since he got it, he keeps it in a bag , facing our bedroom door, and is extremely protective of him. I can't even go up to my bedroom first because he will sprint up the stairs screaming, and pushing me out of the way to get in there to protect him.

It's very odd >_>
I'm autistic, but I am not as severe as this. Poor brother...

Sometimes when I'm cleaning out my gecko cage I talk to my gecko. Just basic stuff, like "There, how's that?" or "What do you prefer, here or here?"
that's actually pretty cool

I have a lizard named fluffy.
and im hairy.
very hairy.

If I could date any cartoon character it wouldn't be a dog. It would be Fluttershy from MLP: FiM.
I write a comic series called Chuck the Chicken.


I had a research stash so big that it crashed my first hard drive.  I am on my third.

i have no friends irl
wait everyone already knew that

I had a research stash so big that it crashed my first hard drive.  I am on my third.
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I do manly chin-ups


Damn you, I thought I locked that in my safe!
The world is not ready for the horrors of that party...
Dude, don't you remember? You gave me the combination to it when we were drunk. I found it in the morning after finding a pineapple with a face drawn on with crayon in my bed. It was hanging on the ceiling fan written on a sticky-note.