Stuff we probably don't know about you

[xxxxkill]

But I have the element of surprise.
I could come at any time, in any place, most likely from behind...
I'm under your bed, watching you silently.

My bed has literally nothing beneath it, and if you were under it, you be stuck down there.

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

My bed has literally nothing beneath it, and if you were under it, you be stuck down there.

Nothing but me and this bottle of chloroform.

[xxxxkill]

Nothing but me and this bottle of chloroform.

I'm a robot.
Yeah I probably should've busted that out sooner but whatever.

[Clone v.117]

I'm a robot.
Yeah I probably should've busted that out sooner but whatever.

>doesn't age
>can be programmed to do what I say no matter how dirty, wrong and painful it is
>when turned off you can't scream

It gets better and better.

[*FacePalm*]

can i watch

[xxxxkill]

>doesn't age
>can be programmed to do what I say no matter how dirty, wrong and painful it is
>when turned off you can't scream

>Okay fine I don't age
>Can't be re-programmed
>Can't be turned off, I can whatever I damn well please

[BanishedLetters]

can i watch

I'll watch with you!

[xxxxkill]

No you won't, lest I paint the walls with your blood after I cut you in half with my wings.

[Clone v.117]

can i watch

The cameras are already set up.

>Okay fine I don't age
>Can't be re-programmed
>Can't be turned off, I can whatever I damn well please

There's always rope and duct tape, that should hold you still (a bit of movement adds excitement)

We should probably take this somewhere outside the thread to avoid spam, may I suggest your bedroom?
I'll be waiting.

[xxxxkill]

There's always rope and duct tape, that should hold you still (a bit of movement adds excitement)

We should probably take this somewhere outside the thread to avoid spam, may I suggest your bedroom?
I'll be waiting.

I have razor-sharp wings and and a sword.
What could your rope and duct tape possibly do.

[Clone v.117]

I have razor-sharp wings and and a sword.
What could your rope and duct tape possibly do.

Nothing an EMP cant.
And while you're out I'll remove all parts of you that are... Unnecessary.
Might as well come willingly.

[Spectrum2]

this thread. I don't even... what.

[Night Fox]

Nothing an EMP cant.
And while you're out I'll remove all parts of you that are... Unnecessary.
Might as well come willingly.

after an EMP there would be no point in removing anything, because he'd never be able to resist again anyway

[_Rave_]

i have a weird sense of mortality.

i wouldn't mind dying, but i wont actively seek it.  sometimes walking down the street i consider stepping into the street, or when driving letting go of the wheel.

i don't know.  i'm a tad strange i suppose.

[Nexus]

My bed has literally nothing beneath it, and if you were under it, you be stuck down there.

My bed is actually just two matreeses stacked one on the other.

and thats my random contribution to this thread, woo...