Author Topic: How to Kill a Blocklander  (Read 3719 times)

Okay... This isn't working how I planned it to...

Make it more interesting: How to Kill a Person

GO!!!

PUT MY snake INSIDE ALL OF THE HOLES
ALL OF THEM!!!!

PUT MY snake INSIDE ALL OF THE HOLES
ALL OF THEM!!!!

Make them drive off the slate

First I would start by ordering some legal guns. There is no sense in going through all of the trouble of buying black market guns. Also don't forget to get gloves, a gasmask, lockpicking tools, dog repellent, and a knife in case stuff hits the fan and the gun isn't working. Then locate where they life, if they are close, it will be good. Going long distance is a bad idea. Gear up during the night (preferably midnight or whenever the forget they sleep), wear black, and remember to cover your face (bandanna, balaclava, etc). Then when you reach the victim's house, cut off their power. This will prevent them from calling the authorities and/or making you visible in the light. Then start by breaking in through a back door, front doors attract too much attention. Once you've broken in, locate the victim and murder him silently, trying to avoid objects that create noise. If they have a dog, use the dog repellent, and quickly get to the victim. Once the victim is dead, quickly collect shells, cover up your tracks, etc. Once the above is done, find a safehouse to hide in until the heat is off. Find some abandoned building. Once the heat is off, come out and safely live your life. If the cops are getting close to your hiding spot, then keep moving. If you keep moving, you keep them guessing.

I sure hope that helps you.

<3

(I sure hope you guys know that I'm joking.)


First I would start by ordering some legal guns. There is no sense in going through all of the trouble of buying black market guns. Also don't forget to get gloves, a gasmask, lockpicking tools, dog repellent, and a knife in case stuff hits the fan and the gun isn't working. Then locate where they life, if they are close, it will be good. Going long distance is a bad idea. Gear up during the night (preferably midnight or whenever the forget they sleep), wear black, and remember to cover your face (bandanna, balaclava, etc). Then when you reach the victim's house, cut off their power. This will prevent them from calling the authorities and/or making you visible in the light. Then start by breaking in through a back door, front doors attract too much attention. Once you've broken in, locate the victim and murder him silently, trying to avoid objects that create noise. If they have a dog, use the dog repellent, and quickly get to the victim. Once the victim is dead, quickly collect shells, cover up your tracks, etc. Once the above is done, find a safehouse to hide in until the heat is off. Find some abandoned building. Once the heat is off, come out and safely live your life. If the cops are getting close to your hiding spot, then keep moving. If you keep moving, you keep them guessing.

I sure hope that helps you.

<3

(I sure hope you guys know that I'm joking.)
I have an alarm system and motion detectors that operate off of battery power. I also lock my circuit breaker.


I'd pull out my homemade mac10 and bust a cap in his ass, yeah.

First I would start by ordering some legal guns. There is no sense in going through all of the trouble of buying black market guns. Also don't forget to get gloves, a gasmask, lockpicking tools, dog repellent, and a knife in case stuff hits the fan and the gun isn't working. Then locate where they life, if they are close, it will be good. Going long distance is a bad idea. Gear up during the night (preferably midnight or whenever the forget they sleep), wear black, and remember to cover your face (bandanna, balaclava, etc). Then when you reach the victim's house, cut off their power. This will prevent them from calling the authorities and/or making you visible in the light. Then start by breaking in through a back door, front doors attract too much attention. Once you've broken in, locate the victim and murder him silently, trying to avoid objects that create noise. If they have a dog, use the dog repellent, and quickly get to the victim. Once the victim is dead, quickly collect shells, cover up your tracks, etc. Once the above is done, find a safehouse to hide in until the heat is off. Find some abandoned building. Once the heat is off, come out and safely live your life. If the cops are getting close to your hiding spot, then keep moving. If you keep moving, you keep them guessing.

I sure hope that helps you.

<3

(I sure hope you guys know that I'm joking.)
i have a cellphone. if someone broke into my house i'd use the cellphone before i even thought about the stuffty home phone.

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By the way, I would never kill someone in real life, other than self defense.
I wish I could kill you setro, with a knife in your throat,
however, you can't kill what already has no life :c

this is the same reason killing a blockhead is pointless

I have an alarm system and motion detectors that operate off of battery power. I also lock my circuit breaker.

I wrote it quickly and it was meant to be a joke.

Anything else that you want to state smartass?

I wrote it quickly and it was meant to be a joke.

Anything else that you want to state smartass?
smartass? I'm pointing out an obvious flaw in your hypothetical robbery.

First I would slowly and agonizingly slice their throat while they are tied up. Then I would cut the neck the rest of the way and remove the head from the rest of the body. Then I would rape the body and encase it in a fine tough black wax. Then I would stick it in the freezer. Then I would skin the head, discard the skull and stuff the skin. Then I would put it on a pole and stick it in a boiling pot of water to shrink it. Then after an hour or two I would take the head out, dry it then stuff it in my sock drawer. Then I will go and whistle a cab, and when it came here on the back it said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror, if anything I could say this cab is rare but, nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel Air!

dog repellent?

you need to shut the dog up, not repel it

slowly and with a brick