How to Kill a Blocklander

[fred da kiko]

First I would slowly and agonizingly slice their throat while they are tied up. Then I would cut the neck the rest of the way and remove the head from the rest of the body. Then I would rape the body and encase it in a fine tough black wax. Then I would stick it in the freezer. Then I would skin the head, discard the skull and stuff the skin. Then I would put it on a pole and stick it in a boiling pot of water to shrink it. Then after an hour or two I would take the head out, dry it then stuff it in my sock drawer. Then I will go and whistle a cab, and when it came here on the back it said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror, if anything I could say this cab is rare but, nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel Air!

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[Muddy Waters]

Rape.  loving brutal rape.

[Bob Bricks 101]

It's about time I post mine...

I would get a knife... From a store that sells knifes. Then I would Go out, in the night, find a home, and break in. But before I do that, I will get a buddy to break in before me, and cut disable all the alarm system detectors and stuff. Then I would break in, the night after the last break-in, and do my duties with a knife, slowly to the throat, whilst holding their mouth shut. (If it's just a random murder, I will do the death quickly) Then, I would carry out the corpse and take it to my house. Then, I would buy chain mail armor. I would put on the armor, and take him out to sea. Far out to sea. (I live on the coast) Then, after attaching heavy weights, I would set him off. When the corpse filled with gasses and bloated, and broke apart, there could only be small pieces fitting through the chain mail. Bones and such stay on bottom till decomposed. If the cops caught on, I would move... to Canada or such. If they traced me there, I would buy a stuffload of guns and go all gunz-a-blazin' into the cop horde. Yes... I will probably die... BUT WHO GIVES A stuff?

[Grassy]

OK, OK here is what you do..
You go up to them with a gun... ok? you then ask for thier id...ok? once they told you thier Id and it's a stupid one go like "WELL SIR/MA'AM, TODAY YOU DIE!"... ok? then you shoot them in the face...
Then invite a spy for buttsecks time.

[Muddy Waters]

After the rape, if you they are still alive, I would shoot them in the face with Sledge's Shotgun.

[Bob Bricks 101]

Oh, with mine, I would kill my accomplice so he wouldn't blab, because... you know what's coming... Dead men tell no tales. I would do the same with the accomplice's body as I did with the other victim.

[Axolotl]

I also lock my circuit breaker.

My circuit breaker is in the garage which is hurricane-proof.

[Bob Bricks 101]

My circuit breaker is in the garage which is hurricane-proof.

Cool... Gimme an a few minutes and I'll break it.

[Muddy Waters]

My circuit breaker is shaped like a snake to confuse people so that I may whack them off knock them out.

[Bob Bricks 101]

Anyway, guys... Can we do the point of the post and tell me how to kill someone
jokingly talk about how we would kill someone...

[Kumquat]

Drown them in lemonade

[Muddy Waters]

Drown them in lemonade

from combustable lemons

[Bob Bricks 101]

from combustable lemons

Lemme guess? Rape them until they eat it? Cuming from you, muddy, I think you would

See what I did there? If you don't, your stupid.

[Muddy Waters]

Lemme guess? Rape them until they eat it? Cuming from you, muddy, I think you would

See what I did there? If you don't, your stupid.

COMBUSTABLE LEMON CUM
Yes I get what you did there.

[Bob Bricks 101]

I would forget their mouths until their throats are so full of semen they can't breath...
Awkwardness